Medical Test Results Fortune Cookies

Being a doctor is literally nine times as hard as any other job. But it doesn't have to be. With our Medical Test Results Fortune Cookies, you can really tell your patients their future instead of something stupid like, “You will have good luck in business.”

Imagine this interaction:

PATIENT: “What did the test say?”
DOCTOR: “I don’t know. Would you like a fortune cookie?”
PATIENT: “Yum . . . what's ... Oh, CRAP.”

See? Easy.

MEDCOK. "Medical Test Results" Fortune CookiesTM . . .  $18.99/dozen

Sugar Free “You Have Diabetes” Cookies . . .  $11.99/dozen